Pinakabagong Salawikain ng mga Pinoy

I got this text message from my neney today.

1. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.
2. papunta ka pa lang, cge ingat!
3. ang taong naglalakad ng mabagal, tumatakas.
4. laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad.
5. pag may usok, kawawa ang may hika.
6. when the cat is away, sabihin mo lang wiss wiss wiss para lumapit.
7. pag may usok, mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects.

*lol* I hope you liked it!

Take that Leopolds!

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